Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Social Media Platform Bug - serious infection! NOT!!

Ok, I followed the advice and after book-proposal turned my attention to platform building two days ago. And you know what? Twitter is the best procrastinating tool I have encountered so far! Until I discovered that you can actually sign up to a service that will welcome new followers for you, I was tumbling over greeting each one single handed. And that darn thing gets so confusing after a while that I welcomed some twice. Not anymore.
Thanks to justunfollow. And I keep getting informed who is divorcing me again as well. What for haven's sake have I tweeted to make you leave again after 24 hours?! I see future twitter-therapy in my future. And if not for that than for the tick I developed yesterday. I am nt the phone type person. I usually ignore it and even my closest friends refrain from calling and usually send me a text or e-mail instead. So I am plainly not used to that darn thing making sounds at me. Continuously.

I am queen of my life and thus I ignored that beeping at first.
Darn insisting that thing.
I peeped at it.
You have a new follower!
Uh - Ah - I what? Ehhaa!! Ok, now who followed me? And why. Gotta read through their tweets. And profiles. Ok most likely they followed me because I followed about a thousand people during the past two days and they just clicked some type of return button. And if they unfollow tomorrow I shall haunt them in their writing dreams!! Found all of them with the magic sign!
Which is the wise reader may ask?!
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Cool, ah?! Search the world for writers and any fragment related to it and suddenly you have - friends! Followers even! I'm building my magic media-platform-army! And what for? Because I could be investigated to see if humanity acknowledges I'm alive!
And I am. My cell tells me so!
If you will excuse me now, I hear this sound again.
But I think I will turn it off this night...